Fuck Me in the Ass Gas

I'm so sick of people bitching about the price of gas. I'm tired of places called Payless-Gas and Save -on-Gas and they're the same price as every other gas station, in fact you get worse service at those cheaply named places and there's no saving on or paying less, just crappy service, broken carwashes and really disgruntled workers, not to mention the trainspottingish Scottish washrooms. What I want the name of a gas station to be called is 'Fuck Me in the Ass Gas' , at least they're honest and you know what your paying for. "We might be stickin it to you but at least we'll give you a reach around". So the next time someone complains to me about the increase in gas, I think I will have to beat the bejeezus out of them and tell them to take the fucking loser cruiser.

And another thing thats the sand in my vaseline of love is the stupid percentage chart that they get and that the government gets and what the profit is. So if you double the percent, it's twice as much as it was before. They blame it on the next guy up and they dont change the percentage. They just keep making more and more money. Why arent more politicians beaten in public? I guess I tend to look at things on the brighter side.

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