My last rant on food sucked

Rants are meant to piss people off and there is know one I'd like to piss off then "M".

So, hear goes....vegetarianism is for losers
I think I heard it said that "vegetarian is an old native word meaning, shitty hunter"
"If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them of meat"

A question always rises, should humans eat other animals? I say yes, in fact I really don't have a problem with human eating other humans but that's for another rant about our correction system.

Now I'm not going to get too technical or overly scientific... so cool your jets... I'm just going to point out some common facts. Such as vegetarians are freaks...
So here goes...
If we look at the animal kingdom and separate animals to what they eat, we come down to three basic categories: carnivores, herbivores and omnivores.

-Carnivores: eat meat.... nuff said

-Herbivores: eat plants.... for the most part... I know what your saying what else is there to say, but I'll come back to that...

-Omnivores e.g. Us: eat plants, animals, bugs, fungus-es and everything else

Most carnivores have teeth or beaks that are meant for killing and or tearing things apart. Two eyes on the front of their faces to judge distances of prey being whatever the fuck you want it to be.

Most herbivores have teeth or beaks that are meant for eating plants be it grass, seeds or wood yadda yadda yadda. They have two eye on the side of their head to be able to see almost everything that is going to eat them.

Side note: (Take a cow it looks like it gets it's "nutritional needs" from grass and water only. But, in fact it gets most of it nutrition from the digesting bacteria that live in it four stomachs that eat the fibre.... Funny enough bunnies and beavers don't have extra stomachs so they just eat there own shit to get their proper nutrition. Yummy...)
But we're not here to judge herbivores just fucked up vegetarians... I'm just saying we don't have multiple stomach or eat our own shit for the most part,,,

Back to us we have both kinds of teeth and eyes on the front of our heads, so we can get our food from plants and animals... bonus...

Lets look at some facts:

• meat is a great source of protein and tastes good.
• Tofu is a great source protein but tastes like crap unless you make it taste like meat.
• Most countries that eat meat are wealthy
  
• Most countries that are vegetarian are poor
• Most pot smoking hippies that don't bath or wear deodorant are vegetarians
• M is a vegetarian and is probably gay (which there is nothing wrong with except the veg eating)
• People who are vegetarian wear orange crocks for the most part and that is the start of another rant
• Lentil Stew looks like shit, tastes like shit, smells like shit and even feels like shit so we can conclude it's vegetarian shit...
• M wears a thong which is just wrong
• Japanese people speak Japanese
• People like Vampires... Every second movie out is about vampires and Vampires are not vegetarian in fact there are no new movies about vegetarians..... The only movie I can think of that is vegetarian in nature is Titanic.....nuff said
• In general people don't like M or Vegetarians
• M's mother is a want a be vegetarian... which poses the question which came first the vegetarian or the momma's boy....
• Vegetarian's don't live longer... I mean living without meat is not living
• Dirty Harry was not a vegetarian
• Most of the Back Street Boys are vegetarian.... I can't say all are because of the definition of meat hasn't been total confirmed for teen aged boys ass...
• As a Chef I have always worked some kind of meat into every vegetarian dish I have ever made....
• Tofu increases the hormone estrogen in males causing erectile dysfunction... I seriously am not making this up.....
• Vegetarianism can lead to the need to the wearing of clothes made by Lady Gagga...
• Rock climbing and vegetarianism have no correlation at all... M....
• Aids was not caused by the eating of raw monkey flesh...it was caused by the vegetarianism humping of monkey ass or flesh....
• The Holocaust was started by Nazi Vegetarians
• A cow would eat you the first chance it got
• Spock was a vegetarian and now are so many over thirty Trekies
  
• yadda yadda yadda
  

I have no more to say but M you are a loser for being a vegetarian and getting married in Hawaii...